Choruses Almost Anyone can Sing!

ENJOY!!!

AT THERAPY
(Sing to the tune of “At Calvary”)
Years I spent with lowest self-esteem
Self-help books on pop psychology,
Knowing there must be a cure for me
At therapy!
Self-acceptance finally came to me,
Free from guilt and shame and self-pity,
There I found A.A. serenity
At therapy!

I CAN SING OF YOUR LOVE TWO MINUTES
(Sing to the tune of “I Can Sing of Your Love Forever”)
I can sing of your love two minutes (repeat 25 times)

JUST AS I ASK
(Sing to the tune of “Just As I Am”)
Just as I ask, I make this plea
For health and wealth; prosperity
And for all the promises on TV
O Lamb of God, I ask. I ask.

LOVE DIVINE
(Sing to the tune of “Love Divine, All Loves Excelling”)
Love divine, all loves excelling,
Singles groups; dances for teens,
More than bars, church is compelling,
For a red hot dating scene.
Singles, divorced, all are welcomed,
Find the love that’s, oh so, right!
Visit us on Sunday morning,
Have a date this Friday night.

I LOVE TO GIVE TO MISSIONS
(Sing to the tune of “I Love to Tell the Story”)
I love to give to missions
It soothes my guilty soul
Of Jesus’ commission
Of Jesus’ call to “Go”
I love to give to missions,
Because I know it’s true,
It’s satisfies my calling,
To stay and send out you.

Thanks Wittenburg Door!

Too Funny

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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Christians and Language

Leinhart has a great post on the use of vulgarity in Scripture.
I would love everyones input of this article…

Thoughts?

You can read it HERE

A New Glass

“It’s been a personal passion of mine to develop a beer glass that elevates the craft beer drinking experience” said Jim Koch, founder and brewer of Samuel Adams. “We wanted to create a glass that offers beer lovers a full sensory drinking experience by fully showcasing Samuel Adams Boston Lager’s complex balance of malt and hop flavors. This glass achieves that mission.”

Check it out HERE

Come Boldly to the Thrown of Grace..

Just wanted to write a quick note for your prayers. Things are not looking well for my mom, and each day is a battle.
We need to get her blood count up so she can take another round of treatment. Of course with Fat Tuesday being tomorrow, she will not get another transfusion till Wed.
Please pray for her healing and strength for the family.

Piper on Prosperity Teaching

John Piper has a great post on prosperity preaching.

You can check it out HERE

Here is his points:

Don’t develop a philosophy of ministry that makes it harder for people to get into heaven.
Do not develop a philosophy of ministry that kindles suicidal desires in people.
Do not develop a philosophy of ministry that encourages vulnerability to moth and rust.
Don’t develop a philosophy of ministry that makes hard work a means of amassing wealth.
Don’t develop a philosophy of ministry that promotes less faith in the promises of God to be for us what money can’t be.
Don’t develop a philosophy of ministry that contributes to your people being choked to death.
Don’t develop a philosophy of ministry that takes the seasoning out of the salt and puts the light under a basket.

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